Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
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Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
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The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
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