Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
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Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
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Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
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