if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
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My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
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he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
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