Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
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They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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