i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
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So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
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He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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