If that was your dad, he is hot
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
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There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
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Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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