Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
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Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
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Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
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