He is like the real live version of the state fair..
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
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Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
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the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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