I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
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He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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