Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
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My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
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No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
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