Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
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Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
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well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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