im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
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The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
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I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
I'm like, not good at living.
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
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