D3 body, D1 cock
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
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Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
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