i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
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i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
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I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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