I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
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Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
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Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
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