He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
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You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
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it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
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