Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
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I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
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Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
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