You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
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Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
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Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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