yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
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I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
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Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
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