i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
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She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
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Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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