Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
home. puking in laundry basket.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
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I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
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do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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