Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
I accidentally asked my mom for a blowjob because 'mom' and 'molly' are next to each other in my address book.
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Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
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I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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