I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
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I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
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You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
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