You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
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When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
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Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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