check it out our google latitudes are spooning
P.S. I can't hear my feet
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
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