but the lizard people decide everything anyway
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
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Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
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Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
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