i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
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i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
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Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
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