i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
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She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
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Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
I wear drunk well.
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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