apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
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Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
What a dumb baby whore.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
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I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
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