shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
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Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
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I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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