i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
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I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
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Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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