It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
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theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
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Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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