I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
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I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
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Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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