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Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
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I'm not often the guy who says this, but I call fake on this one.
Stop,drop, and hurl
LMFAO nice
I agree, fake. And stupid. So over the text about vomit!
Cockblocked the first fags.
FAKE
Only alcohol over a certain proof is flammable
Fake...you would burn your face...
Haha!! Drunk??
Well, that's nice that you did their work for them. Hell, that'd be nice if you did it for me...make my job easier...
isn't there usually a sink in kitchens? i guess not everywhere haha
Fake and unfunny.
Or you could've used baking soda...whichever works for you.
Wouldn't puking on it make a fire worse? Alcohol is flamable.
If this was real, it'd be funny.
Built-in fire extinguisher
Days sum crazy shit
I can see the headlines now..."man vomits to put out fire!"
Fake.... Quit posting your bullshit
This is one of the most awesome things I've ever read. Only time puking is good.
Fake. And not funny. Tfln must have 12 year olds as moderators
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