its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
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she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
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this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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