Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
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So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
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You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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