her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
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Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
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We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
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