To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
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Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
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I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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