i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
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ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
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He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
don't judge my taste in strippers
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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