Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
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It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
Performed a legit marriage between 2 drunk people at last call yesterday. Becoming ordained has already paid for itself.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
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I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
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