remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
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Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
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Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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