to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
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It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
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He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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