my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
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So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
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IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
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