Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
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There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
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I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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