I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
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We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
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In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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