i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
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I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
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You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
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