Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
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he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
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I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
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