I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
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I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
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I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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