Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
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Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
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i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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