I can't watch pbs sober anymore
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
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Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
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You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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