the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
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she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
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Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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